Your wish is our command.

Think of us as a genie in a bottle. Only it’s more like a butler in a website.


We like to think of ourselves as a three star hotel with a five star service.

And to cut the marketing bullshit-bingo, let me put this in simple words: Whatever we can do to make your stay with us more enjoyable, we will.

Ask us anything. We can’t tell you why Elvis went home, but we sure as hell can have Burning Love playing upon your arrival. Whether it be flowers waiting in your room to impress the lady or a bottle of Lagavulin to impress her even more — send us an email with your request and we will get it done.

Only understand that we will need some upfront notice. Calling us at 7 am in the morning from the airport and wishing for a seafood platter upon your arrival at 12 am will be hard to do.

So, bear in mind that after all we are a small team.

Also, you should finally grow up and get organized.



Ha ha! Kidding! No one is grown up here.